Jun
15th
And The Best All-Around Professional Sports City In The World Is…
It’s official.
With the Boston Bruins gutsy, triumphant Game 7 victory over the dastardly, sociopathic Vancouver Canucks (I’m looking at you, you finger-biting snake!), Boston, Massachusetts has officially become the best all-around professional sports city in the land.
Yes, I realize this means even more of the overall population will despise us, but if that’s the cost to be the boss, so be it.
To be fair though, this isn’t very surprising in the least. I mean, this is the same city that raised and educated yours truly.
Anyway, just wanted to rub this in everyone’s face throw this out there for the public-at-large.
That will be all.
May
18th
Twas The Night Of Success, An Affiliate Marketing Poem
I suppose we could have called this a rap to make it sound less fairy-ish, but I digress. It’s a poem — albeit a very blatant rip-off of ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas”.
So there’s that…
And with that out of the way — without further ado, “Twas The Night Of Success”, an affiliate marketing poem.
Mar
31st
Procrastination… Assassination!
This poem goes out to any affiliates or freelancers out there who’ve ever went through any kind of procrastination slump.
Which, on second thought… is every single frigging one of us. So, uhh — let’s just scratch that one and start over.
Ah em…
This poem goes out to any affiliates or freelancers out there who currently find themselves stuck in the ever-growing rut of that cruel mistress procrastination. And for whom a swift, powerful kick in the behind via a hard-hitting rhyming rap poem is likely just what the doctor ordered!
(Okay, let’s just face it — you simply cannot find this kind of entertaining stuff anyplace else within the industry. Tis impossible! So why not just get the inevitable over with and either bookmark this blog or subscribe to the RSS feed, yeah? Or even both, if that’s your thing. We won’t judge. Alright, all done? Excellent. Now let’s continue onward!)
Cue the poem, Doc!
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